Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Hello Internet Troll

Paul Newman said "If you don't have enemies, you don't have character."

In response to a few inflammatory blog comments, I've decided to respond to the trolls/flamers that would post on here for no other reason than to get attention, or...  Whatever.

So first I did this:

HAH.  Just kidding.  Seriously?  I run a blog, it kinda goes with the territory.  So, since trolls/flamers just want attention, here's your fifteen minutes, guys.  Enjoy it while we laugh at...  I mean, WITH you..

You sir/ma'am win the golden troll award (don't forget to print it out, I mean, you really accomplished something here - Oh, and I left it large so you wouldn't be upset about a tiny trophy):

I found an image for your avatar (you should wear it proudly):

So let's look at the troll flow chart:

Link to a blog post about trolling : HERE

Then, internet troll anatomy (they didn't mention pasty skin, hmmm):

Next, rules for the troll (it's okay, you don't have to worry about feeding them after a certain time, or getting them wet):

Sad realization:

Some troll repellent (we'll see if it works, but not likely):

And just in case you need an informational poster for your office, home, or wherever you get on the internet:

Well, I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I enjoyed putting it together.  I got some good laughs out of it, as did others.  There's some pretty funny stuff out there about trolls.


  1. OK who's been trolling you sister?!

  2. HAHAHAHA!! Thanks for the laugh and sorry about your troll.