Hello Internet Troll

Paul Newman said "If you don't have enemies, you don't have character."

In response to a few inflammatory blog comments, I've decided to respond to the trolls/flamers that would post on here for no other reason than to get attention, or...  Whatever.

So first I did this:

HAH.  Just kidding.  Seriously?  I run a blog, it kinda goes with the territory.  So, since trolls/flamers just want attention, here's your fifteen minutes, guys.  Enjoy it while we laugh at...  I mean, WITH you..

You sir/ma'am win the golden troll award (don't forget to print it out, I mean, you really accomplished something here - Oh, and I left it large so you wouldn't be upset about a tiny trophy):

I found an image for your avatar (you should wear it proudly):

So let's look at the troll flow chart:

Link to a blog post about trolling : HERE

Then, internet troll anatomy (they didn't mention pasty skin, hmmm):

Next, rules for the troll (it's okay, you don't have to worry about feeding them after a certain time, or getting them wet):

Sad realization:

Some troll repellent (we'll see if it works, but not likely):

And just in case you need an informational poster for your office, home, or wherever you get on the internet:

Well, I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I enjoyed putting it together.  I got some good laughs out of it, as did others.  There's some pretty funny stuff out there about trolls.